A Special Message for Mother’s Day

(In a deep, Barry White voice.) Helloooooooo Ladiessssssssss!

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge all of you smart, sexy, passionate, romantic, caring, nurturing, patient, flirtatious, and reproductive (and formerly reproductive) mommies out there! Without you, we would not exist. As a species, we LITERALLY would not exist!

I wanted you to know that I recognize how much each and every one of you mothers out there make sacrifices for your sons and daughters. It does not go unnoticed. You are all goddesses and deserve to be treated like every day is Mother’s Day. (Oh, yeah….this posting will definitely get me some action tonight!)

So, once again, thank you for makin’ me your daddy……blog of choice.



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