Three days and counting until the Potty Training begins!! This weekend, Justin is going to think “the potty”, be “the potty”, sleep “the potty”, eat the…ack. You get the idea! I’m gonna tarp the whole house (with each room chambered off) like they do at the end of “E.T.” to prevent any accidents! POTTY, POTTY, POTTY!!
I was asking Justin how his day was while he was playing with his Buzz Lightyear phone when he held up his hand to shush me and said “excuse me daddy, I’m too busy.” He then turned and walked away. HE’S THREE!!!! How did this happen?!?!?!
I was playing with Justin when he “accidentally” knee-capped me with a yellow wiffle ball bat. No more Mr. Nice Guy! I grabbed my wallet and gave him two dollars to repay him for the coffee incident. I think the extra quarter should cover the “vig”.
So, Justin just grabbed me by the cheeks and kissed me…and all I could think of was Godfather II when Michael kissed Fredo and told him he knew Fredo had betrayed him. Maybe I should pay back the $1.75 I stole from his piggy bank.
I broke into Justin’s Lightning McQueen piggy bank this morning for Starbucks money! That’s right….I stole $1.75 in quarters from a 3 year old. I am not proud of this and Lightning looked very disappointed as I shook him upside-down in my “caffeine junkie haze.” On the bright side – Justin got a brownie sample from Starbucks at 8:30am…..so, Justin did ok!
My bathroom is now an obstacle course thanks to Justin’s potty training items. We have a step stool for him, a child’s potty seat that goes on the toilet, another child’s potty on the floor…and the whole bathroom is 6ft by 6 ft. If I ever need to pee, now I’ve got to bounce it off sink, then off the mirror, back against the wall, over the step stool, and through the little potty seat on top of the big potty seat!