3 Year Old Kid vs 18 Year Old Scotch

From Saturday Night – I just got back to the hotel room after attending a beautiful wedding. Justin kissed me on the cheek and then made a weird face. He then said, “Daddy, what that smell?” I told him it was Glenlivet Scotch. He said “What dat?” I replied, “Something that only daddy’s like.” He thought for a second and then said, “I Justin Daniel Priluck and I not a daddy. I a big boy. You stinky. Go ‘blush’ your teeth!”

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